This girl is like a trainwreck combined with a black hole. A singularity in the space/time continuum.

Where did she come from? You can barely fathom her motives or whims. It's better to just steer yourself in the opposite direction at top speed. As fast as you possibly can...I mean, once you hit the intense gravity, you're headed straight for the event horizon. And I just barely avoided it.

Of course, positive things come out of it; people learn to warn each other of her presence and general direction, and it's horrifying watching other people headed straight for it.

I've never been so glad to be rid of someone for what I hope is for good, but there's one more encounter on the horizon.

I've never made a more awful and appropriate metaphor, and I think I'm pretty happy with that

No fade-in, film begins on a kid in the big city,
and no cut to a costly parade that's for him only.