Mr. Green, in the study, with the wrench ([info]fading_shadows) wrote,
@ 2007-10-02 20:28:00
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Thanks to M.Goodis for reminding me this exists.

Lovejoy: I know one of you is responsible for this.  So repeat after
          me: If I withhold the truth, may I go straight to Hell where I
          will eat nought but burning hot coals and drink naught but
          burning hot cola --
           [all the kids recite in unison]
   Ralph: [scared] ...where fiery demons will punch me in the back,
    Bart: [bored] ...where my soul will be chopped into confetti and be
          strewn upon a parade of murderers and single mothers,
Milhouse: ...where my tongue will be torn out by ravenous birds.
           [a crow outside looks right at him an squawks]
          Bart did it!  That Bart right there!
    Bart: [angry] Milhouse!
 Lovejoy: Milhouse, you did the right thing.  Bart, come with me for
          punishment.  [goes back for Milhouse] You too, snitchy.

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[info]barisaxy
2007-10-03 01:15 am UTC (link)
that's after "in the garden of eden" isn't it?
classic.

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[info]fading_shadows
2007-10-03 01:44 am UTC (link)
mmhmm.

Drink naught but hot cola. hahahhahaha

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whoa.
[info]missgoodis
2007-10-04 12:42 am UTC (link)
fiery demons will punch me in the back
that's the worst.

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